Smart Spammer (NOT!)

15 05 2008

I received this as a comment on one of my posts (the website has been screened out to deprive them of satisfaction).

Thank you for good information~~*

Please comeback to visit my blog too :http://www.i’m-a-dumbas*-spammer.com/pletely-stupid/

I’m sorry , If you think this is spam. but may i thank you again.

Bye

Now seriously, do you think I’m going to fall for “I’m sorry if you think this is spam”? The post you commented on presented no useful information whatsoever, just an idea. Secondly, learn how to type. “Comeback” is two words in that context. “Sorry” does not need a comma after it, however the period after “spam” needs to be a comma. And what the f*ck is “~~*” ?????

Okay, so I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but come on. If you really want me to believe that your post isn’t spam, you’ll have to do better than this.

Just to be sure, I looked up the site through Google (never actually accessing the site), and the snippet that Google presented to me revealed ALL KEYWORDS. I then looked up the phrase “Please comeback to visit my blog too”, and it revealed s/he had posted two other places, except both of them had different blogspot links than the one presented to me.

Now if I’m wrong, and (despite all this) you meant to leave a legitimate comment, I’ll remove this post. Otherwise…

FAIL.

UPDATE 6/1: I got another one from a “Matt Hanson” saying he had just added my blog to Google Reader. Yeah right. Any post that has a website like creativityinadvertismetnsweblog dot com is bound to be spam (btw, again I screened out the actual site). At least this guy could spell and make whole sentences. But it doesn’t matter: FAIL.


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