So this is the second time Facebook’s ToS have made me mad. I was going to go off on a huge rant, but luckily someone has done this for me (in a more appropriate manner, might I add).
*Tries not to scream*
I have to tell this joke somewhere, it might as well be here:
An engineer, freshly dead, walked up to heaven’s pearly gates to be let in. St. Peter was on vacation, and his new assistant had the reigns. Confused as he was, the assistant couldn’t find the engineer on his list. “You must belong in the other place,” said the assistant. So the engineer went down to hell, and the devil took him right in. The engineer found hell to be very unpleasant; it was always hot, pipes leaked. So he did what all good engineers do: he fixed up the place, installed air conditioning, and made hell very comfortable. God got wind that hell had become a nice place to live, so he gave the devil a call. “What’s this I hear about hell being comfortable?”
“Man, it’s great down here! We got an engineer about a week ago, he’s done wonders to this place!”
“How did you get him?? We don’t send engineers down there. Send him back up.”
“Absolutely not. You gave him to us, we’re keeping him.”
“Give him back. Now. Or I’ll sue.”
The devil calmly smirked and asked, “Where are you gonna get your lawyers?”
